There once was a striker named Ashton
Who when fed decent balls really cashed in.
Will the gaffer let him play
or will he be rested that day?
Thats the bollocks fantasy fortunes are dashed on.
Decision day and the time's always tight,Thanks to Toby and Mike.
I want to make sure I get the team right.
Garcia for 'pool,
Or maybe just Kewell,
Though whomever I pick will be shyte.