[T]here are now unconfirmed fears the 20-year-old, who also missed last night's 2-1 FA Cup fifth-round replay loss at Manchester City, may be suffering from glandular fever.He's got mono! Is he some high-schooler kissing behind the bleachers? Who gets mono!?!? And who might he have shared it with?
(No, wait. That's an Ashley Cole story)