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West Ham United have signed Argentina's World Cup stars Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano from Brazilian club Corinthians on permanent deals.
Tevez, a fantasy manager's wetdream? I don't see him getting a hattrick on the first match but the likes of Sheringham, Zamora and Harewood have serious competition. (Ashton is Lord of all he surveys. He WILL get a starting place when he's fit.)