German optician Stephanie Berndt wears a soccer ball contact lens in Munich February 6, 2006. A set of 'Magic Lens' contact lenses with images of one soccer ball and a German flag cost 45 euros (54 U.S. Dollars). REUTERS/Michaela RehleAny "eyeball" jokes would just be too cornea, so iris you wouldn't make them.
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