Zombies Calientes del Getafe

Ever since last January's transfer window, my fantasy team name has been "A Scotsman Named McTavish" after a brilliant quote from Ian Holloway.
"If Charlie Adam’s worth 4 million then I’m a Scotsman called McTavish"
But I've found my inspiration for a change. Feast your eyes - and try to wrap your brain around - this promotional video from Spanish side Getafe.  The premise is that they are a poorly supported team so the only way to get more fans in to have their current ones donate sperm.  And to encourage said donations they've concocted some soccer/sci-fi porno, "Zombies Calientes del Getafe".  This is not safe for work, nor is it suitable for anyone under the age of 18 without explicit parental consent.  That being said... enjoy, "Zombies Calientes del Getafe".


  1. Baffling. But I'm going to buy one of those scarfs on e-bay.

  2. Anonymous5:38 PM

    What I wouldn't give for some good subtitles

  3. Anonymous9:57 PM

    too late Jer... I clicked and saw boobies, not that I'm complaining though


  4. Anonymous11:54 PM

    Lol, that's funny. I became a Getafe fan a few years ago when I saw they had BK as their jersey sponsor. It looks so corny it's funny. I bought an orange Getafe Jersey from last year and it looks so bad.

    p.s. Down in Australia, BK is known as Hungry Jack's (Not from Australia, from the States, but I thought that was funny when I was down there).


  5. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Hungry Jacks put beetroot on their burgers. Shocked me firstwhen I got to Australia.

  6. MPFC/KPM10:13 AM

    You sir are now a purveyor of PORN!!!!!

  7. Delicious, delicious porn.