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John Terry celebrates being 5 points clear atop the table and tells all the Chelsea haters to suck it.
Butterfly in the sky...I can fly twice as high...
Terry gives team-mate a mouthful...
"Go go gadget springboots" - JT's new Umbro Spring Boots finally kicked in as Lampard tried to scratch his arse.
Terry gets his first header of the season.
Terry caught flying after super-goal!
Cookie in the top shelf...I got it.
cjax - good one :))
they are doing something xxx...haha
Chelsea blow Man Utd away with a job well done.
both mu and chealsea suck!!
the BBC's first man on man episode of Stricky Come Dancing faces decency probe.
@Anon (3rd post)... I might have gone with "earful" but still, well played. Kudos also to cjax and yaj. Keep them coming! I mean, I mean... post more comments.
Terry lets balls fly, pleased with results of match
What to go Bing Bong! -Mike Ditka
John gives teammate two thumbs up for job well done.. accidentally sliping him a fist instead, his squadmate remarks "Did you have to wear the wedding band?"
In other news, Chelsea captain John Terry gave birth to a Brazilian central defender. Baby was 190lbs 76". Mother and child doing fine.
Teammate trys to keep Terry from floating to Cloud 9
wow. thats awesome! Great stuff lads.no caption. just commenting on this blog's entry.
Chelsea practice a new style of defending Peter Crouch
Terry stops his own player using the age-old defensive staple, the cock block.
Chelsea Captain: "Sixty-nine? Rubbish! Try a twenty-six."Bob G.
John Terry pisses off one of his teamates.
John Terry defies gravity. Teammate tries to hold him down.
The new ballet performance "Chelsea's Celebration" did not leave much to the imagination...
ManU: Terry's head shot tough to swallow.
Terry's celebration leaves teammate with sour taste in his mouth...Dan, Oxford.
Sometimes victory tastes salty.