Valdez Runs Aground at Newcastle

Word on the Twitter machine is that Newcastle United have snapped up Hercules' and Paraguay's Nelson Valdez.  Is he a good replacment for Carroll?

Well, it looks like he'll have to work on the cheeks puffed-out thing, but otherwise a passable alternative.

And obviously it'll be better in vertical stripes. Slimming and all that.


  1. Anonymous8:23 PM

    The main reason must be the hair compatibility for the position..

  2. Anonymous8:40 PM

    He supports Trezeguet mostly, so i don't know if he's the ideal replacement. Fantasy-wise, good player.

  3. still good players!!!