Opinion, commentary and humour on fantasy English Premier League football, the English Premier League, Major League Soccer and international football. From people who should know... better.
no pun intended.
Rooney: "EAT MY DIRTY SHORTS ASHIE!"Ashdown: "UGGGGGGGHHHHHH...rough night. need to take a break....mmmm....this grass at OT is nice and comfy...if I played for ManUtd, I'd bring my tent and sleep on the pitch every night"Ruud: Who is this over-caffeinated kid that is beyond pumped for scoring on lowly Portsmouth? Hmm...he must be starting early with the whole World Cup abstinence thing.
Rooney can be among the best ever player that MU or England ever had.....yes this kid can....
beware the flying team mate!!
Having dispatched all eleven Pompey players, Rooney begins bodyslamming his own teammates.
"You're next Dutch boy!!!"
Rooney, after watching a "Quantum Leap" marathon beleives he can become Ruud for a day... "But - but - Twiggy said I could..."
Ruud, will you take me for ice cream and hookers now that we'll have midweeks free for the rest of the season?
Wayne reacts to the hearing about England’s new same-sex marriage law.