Rooney celebrates his goal


Don't quite know what to make of this photo, but it is a striking image. Caption contest anyone?

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:04 AM

    Rooney: "EAT MY DIRTY SHORTS ASHIE!"

    Ashdown: "UGGGGGGGHHHHHH...rough night. need to take a break....mmmm....this grass at OT is nice and comfy...if I played for ManUtd, I'd bring my tent and sleep on the pitch every night"

    Ruud: Who is this over-caffeinated kid that is beyond pumped for scoring on lowly Portsmouth? Hmm...he must be starting early with the whole World Cup abstinence thing.

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  2. Anonymous3:14 AM

    Rooney can be among the best ever player that MU or England ever had.....yes this kid can....

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  3. Anonymous5:20 AM

    beware the flying team mate!!

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  4. Anonymous11:25 AM

    Having dispatched all eleven Pompey players, Rooney begins bodyslamming his own teammates.

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  5. "You're next Dutch boy!!!"

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  6. Rooney, after watching a "Quantum Leap" marathon beleives he can become Ruud for a day... "But - but - Twiggy said I could..."

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  7. Ruud, will you take me for ice cream and hookers now that we'll have midweeks free for the rest of the season?

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  8. Wayne reacts to the hearing about England’s new same-sex marriage law.

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  9. Anonymous6:57 AM

    down boy!

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