The Galway Galacticos, in light of the massive cash influx from their impending finish at the top of the table, have officially announced that they will be moving into a new yet to be determined stadium in Dublin, Ireland. An unnamed team spokesperson stated, "We have many great memories of our time in Galway, especially this year's championship run, but we simply can't pass up this opportunity to expand our fan base and create new revenue streams going forward."
In a more controversial move cleary targeted at generating more merchandising revenue, the club has decided to change its name to the Blue Dobies FC. This name change will seek to create synergies between the incredibly successful first year fantasy epl club and its more established parent fantasy nfl football club, the Blue Dobies, 2003 Champions themselves.
The club has stated that its intention is to win the coveted epl/nfl double next year.
While this decision is likely to result in large scale fan protests, the owner, an unemployed american business tycoon, has stated, "Let the silly English soccer fans protest, its all about the broadcast rights, oh, baby i love those Asian television markets - oh, and if I get my way we will have fecking video replay in goals and time will be kept accurately, with matches ending exactly on 90:00 - how hard can it be for the ref to start and stop his watch during the match when there is no play going on anyway, every other sport in the world has seemed to master this time keeping skill."
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