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While this weekend's line-up decisions matter not to me, I thought those less fortunate could benefit from my selection acumen and wisdom, so here goes (and for once I go before neal so he can ridicule my ideas) . . .

Strikers

Henry - I say no (though he burned me bad with a hat trick a while ago)

AJ - I say yes - the palace will stay up

Ashton - FAS Dean Ashton is a good bet this weekend

Rooney - while man u may rest some supposed stars, despite an american owner (cool), fergie won't want to throw the game v. SOU and rooney should have plenty of chances versus a pathetic defense

Defoe - If he plays in the three headed TOT strike force - there should be goals a plenty

MIdfielders

Van Persie - granted a 2nd pager - but now a good bet to get some points as arsenal goes for 14-0 win

Lampart - say it ain't so joe - the streak will stay alive - the only CHE player we know will start

SWP - the mighty mite should be in for a good day as his team pushes for europe

Downing - always a good bet - though his recent appearances on the bench are worrying

Any Reid - He's Irish and Pudgy, what more could you want? Plus, TOT looks to get lots of offensive points this match

Pires / Ljjunggberrg - not sure who is playing here - but if you are feeling the arse love (boy that sound dirty) than one of them might be a good selection

Defenders

These are tricky this week, but . . .

Quedrue - or what ever his name is (i guess he might play and he seems to have a high average)

A Cole - seems to be due to be the arse defender to get big points

hibbert - one of my favorites this year - good for points with or without a clean sheet

Senderos - if you don't like ashley (yellow card cole) or if you want to double up on the arse defenders

Ledley King - might be a good bet to score this weekend

Goalie

All i can think of is Lehman - all the other games are too confusing for me

Any way - those are my thoughts - the last week is tough to call for the obvious reasons, sure glad i am not fighting for a champions league spot - speaking of which, how terrible does LIV feel about seeing EVE losing 7-0 to ARS and knowing that they will be in the champions league next year - too funny