Turning Japanese

So far, Hidetoshi Nakata has had little influence on Bolton Wanderers Football Club. However, he seems to be inspiring the headline writers. For example, this haiku of a headline from The Guardian:

Bentley splutters in
the mishmash as Bolton by-
pass entertainment

Which in turn inspires me to write:

Rovers eleven
stay on the pitch for ninety
Pedersen, bad pick