Nobody's Fault But The Turks

Wooooo, Roonaldo-Mania is runnin' wild. Despite running out three of the worst midfielders ever to wear the ManYoo colors, the Devils rocked the Turk pretenders last night at OT with Rooney scoring a hat trick on his debut with the Reds. Two of the three goals were highlight reel stuff. For fantasy purposes, be sure to buy early and buy often so you're not the only kid on the block who is left out. And to all the little Roonaldo-Maniacs remember to say your prayers, eat your vitamins and, please, oh please, remember to tip your hookers.

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