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... to Mike. He's going to end up fielding 9 this week, and still he's going to kick our asses. Fielding Henry is nice. But getting big games from Whitehead and Morientes... that's priceless.
Mike is a bad person and should be punished. He talked me out of RVN late on Friday. Said he had a "chect injury." The chect looked pretrty good as it deadened the ball so he could spin and plant it in the back of the net. Stunning. So much so I almost cried from anger.
What was striking to me was the difference between Man U and the gunners. Man U with the ball planted outside the 18 looked like a rattle snake ready to strike. They were creative, knew what they were doing, passed quickly and opened up the D like a starving Hobo with a can of beans. My beloved gunners, on the other hand, in the same situation looked like they were hung over and had never seen a soccer ball before. "What am I supposed to do with this round this at my feet?" Very disheartening. Shows why Man U are the only team that can challenge the blues for the title this year.
Mike is a bad person and should be punished. He talked me out of RVN late on Friday. Said he had a "chect injury." The chect looked pretrty good as it deadened the ball so he could spin and plant it in the back of the net. Stunning. So much so I almost cried from anger.
What was striking to me was the difference between Man U and the gunners. Man U with the ball planted outside the 18 looked like a rattle snake ready to strike. They were creative, knew what they were doing, passed quickly and opened up the D like a starving Hobo with a can of beans. My beloved gunners, on the other hand, in the same situation looked like they were hung over and had never seen a soccer ball before. "What am I supposed to do with this round this at my feet?" Very disheartening. Shows why Man U are the only team that can challenge the blues for the title this year.
Mike is a bad person and should be punished. He talked me out of RVN late on Friday. Said he had a "chect injury." The chect looked pretrty good as it deadened the ball so he could spin and plant it in the back of the net. Stunning. So much so I almost cried from anger.
ReplyDeleteWhat was striking to me was the difference between Man U and the gunners. Man U with the ball planted outside the 18 looked like a rattle snake ready to strike. They were creative, knew what they were doing, passed quickly and opened up the D like a starving Hobo with a can of beans. My beloved gunners, on the other hand, in the same situation looked like they were hung over and had never seen a soccer ball before. "What am I supposed to do with this round this at my feet?" Very disheartening. Shows why Man U are the only team that can challenge the blues for the title this year.
Mike is a bad person and should be punished. He talked me out of RVN late on Friday. Said he had a "chect injury." The chect looked pretrty good as it deadened the ball so he could spin and plant it in the back of the net. Stunning. So much so I almost cried from anger.
ReplyDeleteWhat was striking to me was the difference between Man U and the gunners. Man U with the ball planted outside the 18 looked like a rattle snake ready to strike. They were creative, knew what they were doing, passed quickly and opened up the D like a starving Hobo with a can of beans. My beloved gunners, on the other hand, in the same situation looked like they were hung over and had never seen a soccer ball before. "What am I supposed to do with this round this at my feet?" Very disheartening. Shows why Man U are the only team that can challenge the blues for the title this year.