Our First No-Brainer...

As Jeremy pointed out this afternoon, Chelsea have signed the first guy that everyone will have in their line-up come the first day of the fantasy season (injuries not withstanding of course). Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Asier del Horno, left back from Athletic Bilbao - and we thought Liverpool was going to sign the first Spaniard of the close season. In a related note, Ashley Cole was reportedly overherd wondering what that sound was - the answer, of course, his leverage crashing unceremoniously to the ground.