Opinion, commentary, and humor on fantasy soccer (football). From people who should know... better.
Arsenal Away Kit
Exhibit A, tweeted by Mark Lomas:
Here's a pic of Arsenal's new turquoise & blue away kit to mark their 125th anniversary courtesy of @nikefootball http://twitpic.com/5i5oh9less than a minute ago via Twitpic Favorite
Retweet
Reply
Mark Lomas
marklomasESPN

Exhibit B, Polo Ralph Lauren Custom-Fit Dual Big Pony:

Exhibit C, Alexander Julian and the Charlotte Hornets uniform he designed in 1988:

All the Attention Going to his Head
Good for him for defusing the situation by being open and honest about it. But "Ew" and "Really?".
First Impressions, Second Thoughts
Liverpool fear that Gerrard and Agger could miss the rest of season. Johnson is likely to be out for up to a month. http://xrl.in/8pk1less than a minute ago via webfantasyfootballscout
FFScout
Pablo Zabaleta was expected to return to Manchester on Monday, after extending his stay at Argentina over the weekend.
http://xrl.in/8pk9less than a minute ago via webfantasyfootballscout
FFScout
Harry Redknapp confirms Gareth Bale will play, provided no problem after training. Pienaar out, Kranjcar (foot) doubtfulless than a minute ago via webOliver Kay
OliverKayTimes
Hi, u have probably heard that i had a car accident this morning. I'm absolutely fine, nothing to worry about. THese things happen.less than a minute ago via webCesc Fàbregas Soler
cesc4official
If Rooney does get the mind-boggling two-game ban, he'll miss the home game with Fulham and the FA Cup semi-final against City at Wembley.less than a minute ago via webDale Johnson
dalejohnsonESPN
Thanks for all the get well messages! Hopefully won't be too long but a torn hammy, isn't good news!!!less than a minute ago via ÜberSocialGlen Johnson
glen_johnson
Birmingham Doubts
Big Eck confirms that Zigic,Fahey,Bowyer & Bentley are all doubts for Wigan.Rest of #BCFC squad trained as normal.Details due up on bcfc.comless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Birmingham City FC
BcfcDotCom
Al-Habsi!
Dis
@jack_wilshere loves his twitter more than his girlfriend.less than a minute ago via webCesc Fàbregas Soler
cesc4official
Tweets of Interest
Rafael van der Vaart, Gareth Bale, and Luka Modric all out of the trip to Sunderland.
http://xrl.in/77h0less than a minute ago via webfantasyfootballscout
FFScout
Louis Saha has a hamstring injury and will not play for Everton this weekend. http://bit.ly/KpgS4less than a minute ago via TweetDeckPhysioroom.com Ltd
physioroom
David Luiz will get a full debut for Chelsea when they travel to Fulham on Valentines night. http://tinyurl.com/63ajxzwless than a minute ago via webFantasy League
fantasyleague
INJURY NEWS: Cesc and RVP recovered from illness and fit to face Wolves. http://www.arsenal.com/pressconferencedigestless than a minute ago via webArsenal.com
Arsenal
INJURY NEWS: Djourou is fit, Denilson back, Rosicky unavailable, Diaby banned: http://www.arsenal.com/pressconferencedigestless than a minute ago via webArsenal.com
Arsenal
Ferdinand and Evans miss the Manchester derby, city are expected to be unchanged. http://tinyurl.com/5uy2te7less than a minute ago via webFantasy League
fantasyleague
You can follow me @jspitzberg and get your fantasy Premier League news at Fantasy EPL Twitter List, which is featured to the right.
Worlds Collide

This is just too funny. From Chad OchoCinco's Twitter stream:
I can only assume he means "Jose Mourinho". If he posts the picture, I'll be sure to update.
12 minutes ago from txt http://twitpic.com/ahfmw - Ibrahimovic, best player on Inter Milan 28 minutes ago from TwitPic http://twitpic.com/ahfkg - Materazzi, headed butted by Zidane in the World Cup Final 29 minutes ago from TwitPic 32 minutes ago from txt 33 minutes ago from txt
HA!
My bad on the name, Mourinho 5 minutes ago from txt
I'm love when this stuff happens. Reminds me of when David James trained with the Miami Dolphins. Any exposure that football/soccer gets in the States is a good thing, in my opinion. But the meeting of America's top athletes with the world's best athletes bring to mind this: I've long held the notion that we won't be a world soccer (sorry, football) power until our best athletes choose the sport over football, baseball, basketball, etc. Not even our best athletes but certainly taller and stronger ones than Landon Donovan or DeMarcus Beasley. For now, I can just dream of Dwight Howard instead of Tim Howard in net (not really, Tim!), Brian Urlacher at center half; Larry Fitzgerald on the wing feeding crosses into LeBron James, and Troy Polamalu in the Makelele/Marcos Senna role.