More Nicknames

Brooks insists that I "publish it. It's awesome." So here's his list of the best soccer nicknames.

• El Diablo Marco Etcheverry


• El Pescadito Carlos Ruiz


• Padwan Rodrigo Palacio


• der Kaiser Franz Beckenbauer


• The Black Pearl Eusebio


• De rots van Kampen (The Rock from Kampen) Jaap Stam


• The Beast Julio Baptista


• The Apache Carlos Tevez


• Baby-Face Assassin Ole Gunnar Solskjaer


• The Ebony Tripod Claude Makelele


• The Matrix Marco Materazzi

So who makes your all-time nickname list? Other than K2, of course.