(Red) Devil's Advocate - Inagural Weekend Review

Ok. My two cents, er, pents on this weekends events:

9 goals in the arsenal match and no goals or assists for Reyes - many grumpy owners

Yakubu - nice medial ligament - more grumpy owners

Baros - now really - give me a freakin break - this little rodent has no business with a hat trick

Man U penalty - not sure about the rules of soccer since I don't actually watch the sport, but seems like it was a penalty, though shearer seemed to disagree

What is the deal with Koumas?

Deja Vouz - what is the deal with Robert? Is it an anti-french thing? Fantasy stud can't get off the bench?

Still many, many bad hair styles in the EPL - mullets, mini pony tails, corn rows and many bad long hair head band options - and don't even get me started on the gelled-up mowhawk swoop hair style so popular among english players - john terry and alan smith among others- very silly

will malcom glazer please buy man u so i can laugh at the utter distress it will cause - (insert conan the barbarian quotation here "see my enemies crushed beaneath my feet, hear the lamentation of their women, etc . . . .)

jose mourininniho is a very very silly and arrogant little european guy - though his team is ok

rooney is like an exceptionally large fetus (except with great soccer skills)

do players on teams start to look alike like married couples, is everyone on everton bald or balding like gravesen? they should be sponsored by hair club for men

that's all for now, hopefully neal will have more valuable knowledge to pass along . . .

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