In a shocking departure from Irish tradition and roman catholic canon law, defending fantasy EPL champion Hall has filed for fantasy divorce from Lang, thus ending their decidely unfruitful fantasy EPL partnership.
Last year's runaway champion stated in offical court papers filed with the Irish court of fantasy sport disputes, " . . . the union of our fantasy management skills did not work, we have irreconcilable differences in midfield and striker . . . what seemed like a great idea (merging the fantasy skills of two of the top epl minds in the galaxy) in reality was a fecking disaster.
Lang was unavailable for comment, but through her publicist she released the following statement, "My silly american husband is using me as a scapegoat for his now readily apparent lack of soccer knowledge (fantasy or otherwise). To be honest, he doesn't even like soccer, to him its just a pale substitute for his lack of access to the NFL, oh, and speaking of which, his fantasy NFL team is doing even worst than his EPL team, and he certainly can't blame me for that now can he."
So, do you blame her/marriage for your fantasy NFL issues? How about the downfall of the Vikings?
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