Sources revealed earlier today that up and coming soccer writer / journalist Neal Thurman was soundly pummelled by an uneducated soccer hating ugly American in his fantasy epl league.
Subsequently, Mr. Thurman (who is currently in seclusion and unavailable for comment) has had his press privileges revoked and his website staff privileges terminated as well.
Bertie Bigglesman, the FA minister for fantasy football issued a short, terse statement, "This is wholly unacceptable, that such a clearly unqualified charlaton was able to provide advice and commentary on soccer to an unsuspecting public is shambolic, a controvershamocracy. This is the biggest scandal to rock the ministry since infamous West Brom / Southhampton mid-week fixture scandal."
As we go to press, Mr. Thurman's future remains in doubt, potential options include running a fantasy curling blog or a career in food services.
Those that can't do teach, those that can't teach criticize :-)
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