Greatest. Line. Ever?

Real strop as ref 'massacres' Madrid's title hopes

You could understand Roberto Carlos being furious at the decision, but his sending off was as stupid as his tackle. When the brains were being handed out, he was rolling out his sleeping bag and opening a flask of hot tea ready for a freezing all-night vigil outside the massive thighs sale. And, while you can't go sending players off for being thick - you would never complete a single game - he asked for trouble.