Liverpool warned to beware Baros

Puh-lease.

Milan Baros has admitted he is desperate to score against old club Liverpool when they visit Aston Villa for Saturday's lunchtime Premiership clash.

The Czech forward, fit again following recent injury problems, insists he has nothing to prove although there is little doubt he is still smarting about the way he was treated at Liverpool.

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